Say it Ain’t so Bobby!

Posted by & filed under .


Our Sportsbonehead award goes to the entire athletic department at Florida State. They cheated. They acted like they were Sgt. Schultz form Hogan’s Heroes and said “I know nothing.”

Bobby Bowden was making the bid to be the winningest coach in NCAA football history and now that is being sidelined.

Here is the deal: The Seminoles will have to give up two scholarships this recruiting season and one the following year for football. Other sports will lose scholarships and have victories — including three NCAA national championships in track and field — threatened.

The NCAA said 61 Florida State athletes cheated on an online test from the fall of 2006 through summer 2007 or received improper help from staffers who provided them with answers to the exam and typed papers for them.

Many of the sports will be impacted.

The 79-year-old Bowden, who has often stated he wanted to reach 400 wins before calling it a career, was not available to comment on the NCAA report.

The men’s basketball program will lose one scholarship for two years and the women’s program will be down two for two years. Other programs were hit with fractional reductions.

For this, Florida State, you are a SPORTSBONEHEAD.

Vlad is not young!

Posted by & filed under .


Vladimir Guerrero becomes the latest bonehead to lie about his real age.  Vlad Daddy joins other dominicans such as Bartolo Colon and Miguel Tejada as bonehead liars.  Vlad is really 34 – not 33.  You think this will effect his contract situation coming up?  I surely do.  The team seems to say they “knew” this all along but I’m guessing this is just a cover up to make everything look better.  Well, Vlad at least you aren’t the only bonehead that’s older than you really are.

Are you sure it’s not 38?  Or 39?

Alex Rodriguez took steroids

Posted by & filed under .


So it’s official.  Alex Rodriguez was and is a ROIDER.  We aren’t giving him a bonehead for taking the steroids.  I mean everyone does that.  We are giving him the bonehead callout because he denied it to no end.  Told reporters he never did it.  Even lied about steroids in his past interviews.  But now he came out and said indeed, he did do steroids.  WOW.  Sports Bonehead at it’s greatest.  There are stories galore on this but here are a few:

Jamal Anderson sniffs cocaine

Posted by & filed under .

So Jamal Anderson added his name into the Sports Bonehead library today. He recently sniffed cocaine off of a toilet in a public bathroom. Ewww… You kidding me? Here is the quote regarding this incident.

“The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,” police spokesman Otis Redmond said, according to the newspaper. “The officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.” Hudson, 20, was also arrested at the bar in the Buckhead area of Atlanta, the report said.

Jamal Anderson – you are officialy a Sports Bonehead.

Miguel Tejada lied to congress about steroids

Posted by & filed under .

Tejada Steroids Baseball

A federal criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court today, charging Tejada with “Misrepresentations to Congress” which is apparently frowned upon. The six-page indictmentinformation, which you can read below, basically says that the findings in the Mitchell Report contradict what Tejada told Congressional staffers during an interview conducted when they were investigating the steroids in baseball matter. Legally, that’s the same thing as lying to Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, so you can imagine how much trouble he’s in. Tejada is due in court, in Washington, tomorrow morning.

Uh Oh Miguel. You are now a Sports Bonehead. I just don’t understand all these people denying that they used roids. Are you serious? How obvious can things be? Welcome to the club Miguel Tejada. No wonder you were so good then fell of the planet in terms of production.

Michael Phelps drugs, bong, sponsors

Posted by & filed under .

First of all Michael Phelps,  you are a world class athlete.  Secondly, you are a world class bonehead.  If you are going to be taking a “bong hit” or whatever you want to call it.  Do it somewhere private.  How dumb do you have to be to do this at some party where every person in the world is taking photo’s of you on their cell phone.  You are a start – pictures will leak.  BONEHEAD.

Here is Michael Phelps quote after the incident,

“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment,” Phelps said in the statement released by one of his agents on Sunday. “I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

Phelps had several major sponsors as well that have now started backing off sponsorship.  What a huge mistake for the boneheaded swimmer.  Speedo, Subway and others are all considering their next step.  Kellog has already yanked their sponsorhips of Michael Phelps for his drug and bong related incident.  Ooops.

Barkley Drinking and Driving

Posted by & filed under .

Charles Barkley is back in the boneheaded news again.  This time for drinking and driving.

Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning. An officer with a law enforcement task force that targets drunken driving saw the former NBA star run a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., said Gilbert police Lt. Eric Shuhandler. Barkley declined to submit to a breath test but was given a blood test.

Josh Howard won’t be President anytime soon

Posted by & filed under .

Check out this bonehead, Josh Howard, of the Dallas Mavericks.

For those of you that couldn’t understand that.  He basically said he don’t need to sing the National Anthem because he’s black, and he doesn’t believe in that.  Huh?  What does that have to do with you bonehead?  Is this guy serious???  He has been a Sports Bonehead before but this one takes the prize.  Mark Cuban, the owner of the Mavericks responded:

“That said, we will be going through some advanced communication skill sessions together this training camp,” Cuban said Tuesday. “I have explained to him that cell phone cameras are not your friend and that what you think you said on camera is never what people will hear when it shows up on YouTube or TV.”

Get this moron out of the league.  He might have talent but came up short on the brains.