Maurice Clarett has had more problems than you can count, but the most recent is pretty damn boneheaded.  After being convicted of armed robbery in January 2006, Clarett led police on a chase in August after making an illegal u-turn.  The police threw down a spike-strip to blow out Clarett’s tires and stop him, but the fun was just beginning.  Clarett spit at them and called them “nigga haters”, which forced the police to wrap a cloth around his mouth!  They found all kinds of weapons and open alcohol in Clarett’s car.  To top it off, the police had to mace Clarett to subdue him since their tasers didn’t work against the Kevlar body armor he was wearing!  From NCAA football championship hero to total bonehead thug — that’s the story of Maurice Clarett’s life!