A federal criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court today, charging Tejada with “Misrepresentations to Congress” which is apparently frowned upon. The six-page indictmentinformation, which you can read below, basically says that the findings in the Mitchell Report contradict what Tejada told Congressional staffers during an interview conducted when they were investigating the steroids in baseball matter. Legally, that’s the same thing as lying to Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, so you can imagine how much trouble he’s in. Tejada is due in court, in Washington, tomorrow morning.

Uh Oh Miguel. You are now a Sports Bonehead. I just don’t understand all these people denying that they used roids. Are you serious? How obvious can things be? Welcome to the club Miguel Tejada. No wonder you were so good then fell of the planet in terms of production.