It is rumored that Albert Haynesworth in in trouble again.  This time for sexually abusing a waitress in W Hotel in Washington.  It is still up in the air whether or not these claims are true or false though.  Given Albert Haynesworth’s bonehead past – we are leaning towards true.

So here is what went down in a nutshell…

• Haynesworth ate dinner at this place.
• Waitress had hands full when it was time to pay.
• Albert asked if it was ok to stick his cartd in her blouse since she had her hands full.
• Waitress nodded head yes.
• Waitress claims that Haynesworth slid the card further down her blouse and started playing with her boobies.

End of story.  A little bit of “who cares’ right?  But it’s Albert Haynesworth being a bonehead none the less.

If you were to look up Sports Bonehead in the dictionary there would be a picture of Detroit Tigers 1B Miguel Cabrera. This guy is a ridiculously talented baseball player but he has problems.

Miguel was arrested earlier this week in the mid hours of the night.  Police found his car smoking from the engine on the side of the road.  They got to him and found Miggy in quite a mess.  He was obviously drunk and used the ever so famous line…

“Do you know who I am?”

I’m sure that went over real well with the police bonehead Miguel.  Cabrera apparantly resisted the arrest and the officers had to knee him 3-4 different times in the thigh.  The police described Cabrera as,

“belligerent, cocky, combative and argumentative.”

Those are four words I never want to be but most boneheads seem to fit this bill. Miguel Cabrera is going to have a rough year I think.

Lane Kiffin just can’t shut his big mouth.  Even after losing to Florida he continues to talk.  Florida coach, Urban Meyer stated that many of his team were sick with the flu during last weekends 23-13 win over Tennessee.  How did Kiffin respond?

“I don’t know. I guess we’ll wait and after we’re not excited about a performance, we’ll tell you everybody was sick.”

Hey bonehead Kiffin.  Win a few games before you really get this cocky.

Our Sportsbonehead award goes to the entire athletic department at Florida State. They cheated. They acted like they were Sgt. Schultz form Hogan’s Heroes and said “I know nothing.”

Bobby Bowden was making the bid to be the winningest coach in NCAA football history and now that is being sidelined.

Here is the deal: The Seminoles will have to give up two scholarships this recruiting season and one the following year for football. Other sports will lose scholarships and have victories — including three NCAA national championships in track and field — threatened.

The NCAA said 61 Florida State athletes cheated on an online test from the fall of 2006 through summer 2007 or received improper help from staffers who provided them with answers to the exam and typed papers for them.

Many of the sports will be impacted.

The 79-year-old Bowden, who has often stated he wanted to reach 400 wins before calling it a career, was not available to comment on the NCAA report.

The men’s basketball program will lose one scholarship for two years and the women’s program will be down two for two years. Other programs were hit with fractional reductions.

For this, Florida State, you are a SPORTSBONEHEAD.

Vladimir Guerrero becomes the latest bonehead to lie about his real age.  Vlad Daddy joins other dominicans such as Bartolo Colon and Miguel Tejada as bonehead liars.  Vlad is really 34 – not 33.  You think this will effect his contract situation coming up?  I surely do.  The team seems to say they “knew” this all along but I’m guessing this is just a cover up to make everything look better.  Well, Vlad at least you aren’t the only bonehead that’s older than you really are.

Are you sure it’s not 38?  Or 39?

So it’s official.  Alex Rodriguez was and is a ROIDER.  We aren’t giving him a bonehead for taking the steroids.  I mean everyone does that.  We are giving him the bonehead callout because he denied it to no end.  Told reporters he never did it.  Even lied about steroids in his past interviews.  But now he came out and said indeed, he did do steroids.  WOW.  Sports Bonehead at it’s greatest.  There are stories galore on this but here are a few:

• Deadspin on AROD
• CBS News

“The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,” police spokesman Otis Redmond said, according to the newspaper. “The officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.” Hudson, 20, was also arrested at the bar in the Buckhead area of Atlanta, the report said.

Jamal Anderson – you are officialy a Sports Bonehead.

A federal criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court today, charging Tejada with “Misrepresentations to Congress” which is apparently frowned upon. The six-page indictmentinformation, which you can read below, basically says that the findings in the Mitchell Report contradict what Tejada told Congressional staffers during an interview conducted when they were investigating the steroids in baseball matter. Legally, that’s the same thing as lying to Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, so you can imagine how much trouble he’s in. Tejada is due in court, in Washington, tomorrow morning.

Uh Oh Miguel. You are now a Sports Bonehead. I just don’t understand all these people denying that they used roids. Are you serious? How obvious can things be? Welcome to the club Miguel Tejada. No wonder you were so good then fell of the planet in terms of production.