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Kitna’s naked man costume pokes fun at assistant coach

This probably wasn’t the best idea in Jon Kitna’s case. Back in August 2006, Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen was busted for driving through the Wendy’s drive-thru…naked! This certainly earns a bonehead honor of its own, but the best was yet to come. For a Halloween party this year, Kitna dressed [...]

49ers kicker Joe Nedney flips the bird at fans

Oops — you can’t do that Joe! During last week’s game against New Orleans, kicker Joe Nedney showed signs of disgust after booting a kickoff out of bounds by throwing his helmet and kicking his tee. As he got back to the bench, a fan jeered him, and Nedney promptly, but not very [...]

Sons of Eagles coach Andy Reid sentenced to jail

Holy crap, does Andy Reid have some messed up sons!  Reid’s sons Garrett and Britt both have some major drug problems, and they are both still living at home with Andy Reid!  There’s a whole mess of story going on here — read here for more details.  Son Garrett is an addict and a dealer, [...]

Chargers cornerback Drayton Florence fined for hit on Schaub

The helmet-to-helmet hit that concussed Matt Schaub and will keep Schaub out this week again will cost San Diego corner Drayton Florence $15,000.  Houston GM Rick Smith thinks the $15,000 fine for such a brutal and illegal hit isn’t nearly enough.  Florence blind-sided Schaub during the game last Sunday, and it was the second time [...]

Jags defensive tackle Marcus Stroud faces 4-game suspension for steroids

Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Marcus Stroud faces a 4-game suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, including steroid use.  Stroud was to submit a second sample for testing on Monday.  Stroud has been practicing as usual, but we’ll update this story if and when Stroud officially gets handed a suspension.

DeAngelo Hall mouths off again to Falcons’ Coach Petrino

Atlanta Falcons cornerback DeAngelo Hall is making bonehead news again.  This time, Hall went off on Coach Petrino, challenging the release of defensive lineman Grady Jackson.  Hall accuses the team of giving up on the season and doesn’t understand why Jackson was singled out when, as he put it, they “need to cut all 53 [...]

Rams lineman Claude Terrell arrested for assaulting wife

Well when you aren’t winning football games, I guess you go home and beat your wife. At least that’s what St. Louis Rams offensive lineman Claude Terrell did. Police responded to a disturbance call early this morning and found Terrell’s wife in a hotel room, bruised and battered. The cops then found [...]

Eagles tackle Jon Runyan injures butt on hot tub

You gotta love these freak, boneheaded injuries. Eagles right tackle Jon Runyan has a solid streak of 183 consecutive starts, but he put that streak in jeopardy after bruising his tailbone falling on the hot tub in the training room. He can’t really sit down without pain, but he and the coach still [...]

NBC installs killer cameras, steals Holmgren’s plays

Apparently NBC doesn’t like the Seahawks too much, having installed suicidal cameras over the field in Sunday night’s game. Not once, but twice did an overhead camera come crashing down to the field, first near Matt Hasslebeck and then near Bobby Engram. I guess next time they’ll have to install a heat-seeking unit [...]

Anthony Hargrove fined for disorderly conduct

Buffalo Bills defensive end Anthony Hargrove was playing in his first game of the season last Monday night, spending the first 4 games on the bench due to a substance abuse suspension. So what does Hargrove do when he gets back in the action? Why Hargrove breaks a police officer’s glasses in an [...]