It is rumored that Albert Haynesworth in in trouble again.  This time for sexually abusing a waitress in W Hotel in Washington.  It is still up in the air whether or not these claims are true or false though.  Given Albert Haynesworth’s bonehead past – we are leaning towards true.

So here is what went down in a nutshell…

• Haynesworth ate dinner at this place.
• Waitress had hands full when it was time to pay.
• Albert asked if it was ok to stick his cartd in her blouse since she had her hands full.
• Waitress nodded head yes.
• Waitress claims that Haynesworth slid the card further down her blouse and started playing with her boobies.

End of story.  A little bit of “who cares’ right?  But it’s Albert Haynesworth being a bonehead none the less.

“The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,” police spokesman Otis Redmond said, according to the newspaper. “The officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.” Hudson, 20, was also arrested at the bar in the Buckhead area of Atlanta, the report said.

Jamal Anderson – you are officialy a Sports Bonehead.

As you all have probably read already, Vince Young is wondering if he should still play football.  This guy has been a golden boy football God since he can remember.  He had it made at Texas and surely in highschool.  Now, in his third year with the Titans in the NFL, Vince is having some struggles.  The fans are booing him and he is not playing great football.  He has found out that his athleticism doesn’t get him as far in the NFL as it did in college.

Young left the game in week 1 with an “injury” and didn’t return.  Later on, he was no where to be found without his cell phone.  Friends and family found this concerning and called the team.  The team had no clue and called the police.  Turns out, Vince was just at a “friends” house and says he was watching MNF.  He has since commented saying he is not sure if he wants to play football any longer.

Vince Young’s mom chimed in with this,

“What would you think, if you were tired of being ridiculed and persecuted and talked about and not being treated very well, what would you do? What kind of decision would you make?” Felicia Young said. “He may not want to deal with it [all], but you have to get to that point before you make that decision first.

“But we’re not talking about football right now. We’re talking about what would make him happy, and that is the most important thing.”

What would I do? Well, considering I’m being paid MILLIONS to play football and to be honest, quarterbacks get ridiculed quite often and are under a lot of pressure.  I would SUCK IT UP and play some football.  Good lord Vince – are you the only QB to get booed?  Man up and play better.  How you think Aaron Rodgers is feeling about right now being strutinized in the media every minute.  Quit being a bonehead and get out there and play some football.

I’ve always liked Chad Johnson and somewhat defended him when people “trash” him for his touchdown celebration antics. He has never really hurt the team and always gives it his all on the field. But after his latest antics he’s an all around bonehead. Johnson said,

“I want to be traded before the draft, and if that doesn’t happen, I want to be traded as soon as possible,” Johnson said. “I don’t intend on reporting to anything.”

Now what kind of stance is this. Trade me or I won’t play. Come on Chad, you are better than this. Seems like a bonehead move to me and will be interesting to see how the Bengals handle it from here. No way in Hell that Chad Johnson sits out!

4/23 Update: So the Bengals now say there is no way there are trading Chad Johnson.  This may qualify for boneheaded on the Bengals part as well.  I mean do you really want a disgruntled WR in your clubhouse?  You can have two winners here or two losers.  From the sounds of things – it’s gonna be a long year in Cinci.

“I’ve stated our case with Chad,” Lewis said. “He has a contract through 2011. He’s stated without an opportunity to go to a different team and a new contract, he wasn’t going to play. I think he’s a man of his word and says he’s not going to play, so don’t play.”