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Stephon Marbury smokes weed

Knup — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:57:21 +0000

In his spare time, Stephon Marbury likes to smoke weed, occasionally. Check out the bonehead video of Stephon Marbury.

Barkley Drinking and Driving

Knup — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:30:00 +0000

Charles Barkley is back in the boneheaded news again. This time for drinking and driving.

Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning. An officer with a law enforcement task force that targets drunken driving saw the former NBA star run a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., said Gilbert police Lt. Eric Shuhandler. Barkley declined to submit to a breath test but was given a blood test.

Josh Howard won't be President anytime soon

Knup — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:57:00 +0000

Check out this bonehead, Josh Howard, of the Dallas Mavericks.

For those of you that couldn’t understand that. He basically said he don’t need to sing the National Anthem because he’s black, and he doesn’t believe in that. Huh? What does that have to do with you bonehead? Is this guy serious??? He has been a Sports Bonehead before but this one takes the prize. Mark Cuban, the owner of the Mavericks responded:

“That said, we will be going through some advanced communication skill sessions together this training camp,” Cuban said Tuesday. “I have explained to him that cell phone cameras are not your friend and that what you think you said on camera is never what people will hear when it shows up on YouTube or TV.”

Get this moron out of the league. He might have talent but came up short on the brains.

This didn't take long for Rose

Knup — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:04:13 +0000

It didn’t take long for #1 NBA draft pick, Derrick Rose to find his way into the Sports Bonehead archives. Rose will appear in court this week for a traffic violation that occured just shortly after he declared for the draft. Not just any traffic violation – but he was caught going 106 in a 65 MPH speed limit zone. Yikes! The superstar has some speed. This could result in a year of jail, but won’t. It is his first boneheaded traffic violation so he should just get some traffic school. Good find with this guy Chicago – something tells me this won’t be the last run-in he has with the law in his days with the Bulls.

Shaq is a freestyling bonehead

Knup — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:37:06 +0000

So in case you didn’t know – Shaq is a bonehead. A big bonehead, but a bonehead none the less. Check out his latest hip hop freestyle tune.

Listen to what Shaq had to say about it…

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”

Maybe you should make it a little further than Kobe and the Lakers before you start calling out Kobe. Sure, you won a championship without him. Whoopie. Where are you now bonehead?

Don't fire up Lebron, just don't do it

Knup — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:55:20 +0000

The Washington Wizards are boneheads. Gilbert Arenas, DeShawn Stevenson, Brendan Haywood and the whole crew. What makes you or anyone think it’s a good idea to talk crap and fire up one of the best basketball players to ever live, Lebron James. When asked about the upcoming playoff series against the Wizards, Arenas said something along the lines of:

“Of course we want to play the Cavs. Every team wants to play the Cavs in the first round. They are nothing better than a 50/50 team since the trade.”

Yikes… It gets better. DeShawn Stevenson went as far as to call out Lebron as being “overrated“. Ouch!

“He’s overrated,” DeShawn told Mike. “And you can say I said that” (Washington Post).

So this did indeed fire up Lebron who basically dominated the Wizards in games 1 and game 2. I think it is now time to apologize DeShawn! Honestly though, shouldn’t these guys just shut their mouths and try to play the game. They beat you EVERY YEAR. Why add fuel to the fire? In game 2, Brendan Haywood added to the boneheadedness by commiting a flagrant foul on the king which led to his ejection.

Some guys will never learn. One thing is for sure, should be an entertaining game 3 and 4.

Carmelo Anthony gets a DUI

Knup — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:27:54 +0000

When your team is coming down to the wire, fighting for the last playoff spot, don’t you think your superstar should be focused? We think so! But bonehead Carmelo Anthony of the Denver Nuggets decided to focus his efforts on getting drunk and driving! Carmelo got a DUI after their game the other night which could put the Nuggets in a bad situation come playoff time. First of all, how in the world does a multi-million dollar athlete not have a flippin driver drive them around. Call a buddy, call your coach, hire someone to drive your drunk-ass around. He did offer up an apology:

“[Anthony] cooperated by consenting to a blood test, the results of which will not be available for approximately two weeks,” [Anthony's lawyer] said in a prepared statement. “There was no accident and no one was hurt. Like anyone in a similar situation, Carmelo has to wait for the results of the blood test. He regrets putting himself in this situation. In the meantime, Carmelo will try to stay focused on his family and his team. Carmelo apologizes to his fans, the Denver community, his teammates and the Nuggets’ organization for the distraction this is causing them.”

BONEHEAD is becoming commonplace among NBA superstars unfortunately!

Phil Jackson sounds off on Brokeback Lakers

Knup — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:03:12 +0000

Funny man Phil Jackson displayed his boneheaded, yet funny, taste again after their Tuesday night loss to the Spurs. The Lakers‘ coach was asked if too much penetration led to open outside shooters, with the Spurs making 13 three-pointers. Coach Phil Jackson responded: “We call this a ‘Brokeback Mountain‘ game, because there’s so much penetration and kickouts.” Funny? Absolutely! But coaches aren’t allowed to sound off with controversial comments or even slightly stereotypical slurs such as this one, so he was reprimanded by the league. Jackson ‘apologized’, but added “If I’ve offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize.” Well done.

Lakers owner Jerry Buss suspended for drunk driving

Knup — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:11:07 +0000

I’m not sure how often 74-year-olds get busted for drunk driving, but Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss did just that! Buss was arrested in May and convicted in court on September 4. Buss got a $1,900 fine and 5 years probation following the court sentence, and now he’s getting an additional $25,000 fine and missing the first 2 games of this season as a suspension. I bet it’s just a wee bit awkward with him having to attend these drunk driving programs, but the bonehead brought it on himself!

Nuggets guard J.R. Smith suspended for 3 games

Knup — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:10:56 +0000

Denver Nuggets guard J.R. Smith is in trouble again. After being suspended 10 games for a fight and getting in a car crash that killed his friend (both last year), Smith was involved in an incident at a night club last October 13 where he got hit with charges of assault, disturbing the peace, and destruction of private property. Smith will sit out the first 3 games of the season for “conduct detrimental to the team“. Further details haven’t been released yet, but Smith’s court date is October 29.