If you were to look up Sports Bonehead in the dictionary there would be a picture of Detroit Tigers 1B Miguel Cabrera. This guy is a ridiculously talented baseball player but he has problems.

Miguel was arrested earlier this week in the mid hours of the night.  Police found his car smoking from the engine on the side of the road.  They got to him and found Miggy in quite a mess.  He was obviously drunk and used the ever so famous line…

“Do you know who I am?”

I’m sure that went over real well with the police bonehead Miguel.  Cabrera apparantly resisted the arrest and the officers had to knee him 3-4 different times in the thigh.  The police described Cabrera as,

“belligerent, cocky, combative and argumentative.”

Those are four words I never want to be but most boneheads seem to fit this bill. Miguel Cabrera is going to have a rough year I think.

Vladimir Guerrero becomes the latest bonehead to lie about his real age.  Vlad Daddy joins other dominicans such as Bartolo Colon and Miguel Tejada as bonehead liars.  Vlad is really 34 – not 33.  You think this will effect his contract situation coming up?  I surely do.  The team seems to say they “knew” this all along but I’m guessing this is just a cover up to make everything look better.  Well, Vlad at least you aren’t the only bonehead that’s older than you really are.

Are you sure it’s not 38?  Or 39?

So it’s official.  Alex Rodriguez was and is a ROIDER.  We aren’t giving him a bonehead for taking the steroids.  I mean everyone does that.  We are giving him the bonehead callout because he denied it to no end.  Told reporters he never did it.  Even lied about steroids in his past interviews.  But now he came out and said indeed, he did do steroids.  WOW.  Sports Bonehead at it’s greatest.  There are stories galore on this but here are a few:

• Deadspin on AROD
• CBS News

A federal criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court today, charging Tejada with “Misrepresentations to Congress” which is apparently frowned upon. The six-page indictmentinformation, which you can read below, basically says that the findings in the Mitchell Report contradict what Tejada told Congressional staffers during an interview conducted when they were investigating the steroids in baseball matter. Legally, that’s the same thing as lying to Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, so you can imagine how much trouble he’s in. Tejada is due in court, in Washington, tomorrow morning.

Uh Oh Miguel. You are now a Sports Bonehead. I just don’t understand all these people denying that they used roids. Are you serious? How obvious can things be? Welcome to the club Miguel Tejada. No wonder you were so good then fell of the planet in terms of production.

Today’s bonehead doesn’t go to a player or a coach. It goes to Milwaukee Brewers GM Doug Melvin. The Brewers fired their long time coach, Ned Yost, recently. So what you say? Well, the Brewers are tied for the wild card and have essentially the 5th best record in the league. AND, there is just 12 games to go. Boneheaded move Brewers and it could bite ya. You just don’t do that type of thing. Yost has built a nice team here and has a real chance at going deep into the playoff. Why make a desperation move. You really think that is the problem? Quit being boneheads and look for something/someone different to blame!

Guess what, Bert? It’s live, buddy. Take a look.

Feel stupid? Sure you do.

Next thing you know, Julio Castillo fires a fastball from about 30 feet into the Dayton dugout. It is unclear who he is trying to hit – but that is besides the point. The ball did not hit anyone directly but bounced into the stands and hit a fan. The fan had to be taken to the hospital but little details are known at this point. This started a 10 minute bench clearing brawl between the two teams.

These are the Cubs and Reds class A teams. So it leads to the question… How can someone have that much anger built up to throw a ball that fast at someone. If that lands and hits someone squarely in the head, someone is dead. BONEHEAD BONEHEAD BONEHEAD. Actually, this may qualify for Bonehead of the year. Castillo was arrested and hopefully gets kicked out of baseball. Cya Bonehead.

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I’m not sure if this boneheaded moment goes to the Major League Baseball Association or the Chicago Whitesox, but regardless, it’s boneheaded.  As the New York Yankees entered U.S. Cellular Field the other night there were two signs posted that read:

“NO BOTTLED WATER ON THE BENCH.”

Huh?  No bottle water? What?  Apparently, Gatorade is Major League Baseball’s “official sports drink.”  Instructions were sent out that said no player could be drinking anything else in the dugout.  No water, no soda’s, nothing.  Not even Aquafina which is the official water of the MLB.  No water with labels removed, NOTHING.

Oh my lord.  This is boneheaded.  It could be flabillion degrees in the Chicago Summers and guys can’t have water.  Crazy.  White Sox clubhouse personnel said if players take bottled water onto the bench, all the bottled water will be removed from the clubhouse as punishment.  Oh great idea.  Let’s totally dehydrate these guys.

Seriously, if you are going to pose after a homerun and not run it out, it sure as hell better be out of the freakin stadium.  Don’t be doing that crap on a routine fly ball to the outfielder.  BONEHEAD!