Michelle Wie, you are a bonehead. One of exorbinant proportions.

At the State Farm Classic Michelle Wie left the course without signing her scorecard. Every stinkin’ match at the professional level you are to sign your card to verify it. But not Michelle. The forgetfullness cost her somewhere between $180,000 to $255,000 and a chance to move into the Top 80 in money winnings for the season.

The 18-year-old, playing her best golf of the year, broke one of the game’s most basic rules: She failed to sign her scorecard before leaving the scoring area.

“I don’t know why or how it happened,” Wie said.

NO DUH!

Wie took no questions before leaving the clubhouse at Panther Creek Country Club. She climbed into an SUV with her parents and drove away.

Can you imagine getting into a car with your parents after that mistake?? Pause for a moment and think about THAT conversation.

Michelle Wie is a BONEHEAD.

If you dig through the pages of baseball history, you would be hard-pressed to find a bigger bonehead than Robin Ventura. Those that were fortunate enough to have Texas Rangers tickets that day witnessed a spectacular beating at the hands of old man Nolan Ryan, who headlocked poor Robin and roughed him up good.

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Not only is this story boneheaded, it’s downright cruel. The national attention this story has gotten is immense, and with good reason. Since 2001, Vick has been involved in an illegal dog fighting ring, where his activities included financing the operation, acting as a bookie for gamblers on the dog fights, and even participating in fights and executions. Vick eventually entered a guilty plea for most of the accused activities, although he denied betting on or killing any of the dogs himself. His sentencing will come on December 10, but he’s already been suspended indefinitely from the NFL without pay. It’s an awful story from an incredible bonehead.

Jean Van de Velde is known for perhaps the most spectacular collapse in golf history at the British Open in 1999.  With a 3-stroke lead heading into the 18th hole at Carnoustie, Van de Velde needed only a 6 on the par-4 to secure the title.  Sounds easy, huh?  The bonehead takes out his driver and loses his ball way right, but fortunately it stays dry.  Instead of laying up, Van de Velde went for the green, hitting another atrocious shot way right, still in the deep stuff.  Van de Velde’s next shot found water in the Barry Burn, and he almost tried to hit it out before taking a drop.  Dumb.  The next shot went in the greenside bunker, where Van de Velde managed to get up and down for 7.  That resulted in a playoff, which he then lost to Paul Lawrie.  Next time, play it smart!