Archive for February, 2009

Alex Rodriguez took steroids

So it’s official.  Alex Rodriguez was and is a ROIDER.  We aren’t giving him a bonehead for taking the steroids.  I mean everyone does that.  We are giving him the bonehead callout because he denied it to no end.  Told reporters he never did it.  Even lied about steroids in his past interviews.  But now [...]

Jamal Anderson sniffs cocaine

So Jamal Anderson added his name into the Sports Bonehead library today. He recently sniffed cocaine off of a toilet in a public bathroom. Ewww… You kidding me? Here is the quote regarding this incident. “The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,” police spokesman [...]

Miguel Tejada lied to congress about steroids

A federal criminal complaint was filed in U.S. District Court today, charging Tejada with “Misrepresentations to Congress” which is apparently frowned upon. The six-page indictmentinformation, which you can read below, basically says that the findings in the Mitchell Report contradict what Tejada told Congressional staffers during an interview conducted when they were investigating the steroids [...]

Michael Phelps drugs, bong, sponsors

First of all Michael Phelps,  you are a world class athlete.  Secondly, you are a world class bonehead.  If you are going to be taking a “bong hit” or whatever you want to call it.  Do it somewhere private.  How dumb do you have to be to do this at some party where every person [...]