Bobby Knight got in another confrontation? Get out of here! Apparently coach Bob Knight goes hunting wherever the hell he pleases, even if birdshot and pellets invade other people’s private property. The latest fiasco involves a guy named James Simpson who claims he got shot in the neck and back with stray fire. What makes [...]

Revisiting a story from early in the year, St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa pleaded guilty to a DUI Wednesday. Eight months ago, LaRussa was found asleep in his truck at a stoplight in Florida during spring training. The bonehead passed out at the wheel with his truck in drive and his foot on the [...]

Welcome Rice band director Chuck Throckmorton to the world of sports bonehead!  Todd Graham was coach at Rice for a year, but then left and now coaches Tulsa.  So what does the Rice band do to welcome him back?  At halftime, the band put on a show depicting Graham in the pits of hell!  The [...]

How does Arizona kicker Neil Rackers take out his frustration? By beating up the cameraman, of course! Fresh off missing a 32-yard field goal that would have won the game, Rackers jacked the TV camera with his helmet, which then flew back into the face of the ill-placed guy behind the camera. The cameraman wasn’t [...]

Funny man Phil Jackson displayed his boneheaded, yet funny, taste again after their Tuesday night loss to the Spurs. The Lakers‘ coach was asked if too much penetration led to open outside shooters, with the Spurs making 13 three-pointers. Coach Phil Jackson responded: “We call this a ‘Brokeback Mountain‘ game, because there’s so much penetration [...]

There’s some dual boneheadedness going on here — during Saturday’s game between Utah and Wyoming, Utah attempted an onside kick near the end of the game while they were up 43-0! Wyoming recovered the kick, but Wyoming coach Joe Glenn still sent an obscene gesture towards the Utah bench. Now I know you’re supposed to [...]

Did a Hamlet play break out on the tennis court during the Davis Cup? Investigations are underway that German tennis player Tommy Haas was poisoned before his match against Mikhail Youzhny of Russia! Haas had to leave his match with what looked like a stomach virus, but a German teammate was told by a Russian [...]

Here’s what you don’t do: get in more trouble with the law after you just came back from serving an 8-game suspension. But Chris Henry is a special bonehead. After completing his suspension for conduct violations and returning to practice with the team, Henry with a valet parking attendant on Tuesday night, who was trying [...]

Here’s how bad it’s gotten at some soccer matches — an Italian soccer-monitoring body had to ban all soccer fans of the team Napoli from attending Saturday’s game at Palermo because of their incredibly-wild behavior, saying these fans have “a propensity for illegal acts”.  For example, they had to shut out fans at a home [...]

I can’t decide whether this is hilarious, disgusting, sad, or all of the above, but it certainly earns a place on the bonehead pages — a Colorado high school coach from Monument Academy is standing trial for repeated offenses of hitting kids — in the groin. Twenty-nine-year-old Greg Burr has been accused of jacking 9 [...]