Archive for September, 2007

Vince Wilfork fined for low hit

Intentional or not? Vince Wilfork claims not, but it’s up for debate. His low hit on Bills QB J.P. Losman on Sunday not only drew a penalty, but it ended up taking Losman out of the game. Losman will not start this week either. Wilfork may have been blocked into Losman, [...]

Umpire Winters suspended for Bradley confrontation

We all know of this crazy Milton Bradley knee injury that got him sidelined for the rest of the season, but now the umpire, Mike Winters, has been suspended for the rest of the season for his actions in the altercation. Winters was claimed to have baited Bradley, along with throwing profanities at him, [...]

Jets midfielder Musialik suspended for verbal abuse

Stuart Musialik, a midfielder for the Newcastle Jets, has been suspended for a game for verbal abuse previously linked to racial comments. During a game last Friday, Musialik called Melbourne defender Roddy Vargas a “black monkey”. Are you serious? And you wonder why that comment was deemed racist? Well, the FAA [...]

Vick tests postitive for marijuana

As if things could get any worse for Michael Vick. Earlier this month Vick tested positive for marijuana which is a violation of the ‘conditions of his release’ in the federal dogfighting case. Vick is quickly becoming the poster child for SportsBonehead.com! Actually we might just consider creating a whole category [...]

Jerry Porter guarantees victory

We always find it somewhat humorous, yet boneheaded, when an athlete guarantees victory.  Jerry Porter of the Miami Dolphins likes to run his mouth. Always has, always will. Porter has now come out in public and guaranteed victory this Sunday against the Oakland Raiders.  He says,
“Write it how you want to write it.  We will win [...]

Brewers retaliate to failure

So you are 2 games out of first place in the NL Central. You know the 1st place Cubs have already lost so a win puts you within a game. You trail the struggling Cardinals 3-2 in the Top of the 8th. Earlier in the game, Prince Fielder was hit with a pitch [...]

Byron Houston off to jail for 4 years

Ex-Oklahoma State star and former NBA player Byron Houston will be spending the next 4 years in jail. This summer, Houston was arrested for indecent exposure and was placed on probation. Well, a woman drove by his car in Oklahoma City and saw Byron Houston at the intersection, pleasuring himself! His attorneys say Houston suffers [...]

Ohio State third QB Antonio Henton solicits prostitute

Ha, this one is good — third-team QB Antonio Henton was arrested for prostitution charges Monday night. Henton, who pleaded not guilty, will miss at least one game and will be fined if convicted, with possible jail time. Now that’s the kind of role model you want on your team!

Arkansas RB Smith arrested for using stolen credit card

Arkansas RB Michael Smith was suspended indefinitely by Coach Nutt for his arrest. Apparently, a friend owed Smith some money, and he lent him a stolen credit card to use for gas and a couple other things. We definitely have a boneheaded couple of friends at work here — one steals a credit [...]

Colorado linebacker Mike Sipili suspended for semester for fight

Colorado linebacker Mike Sipili was suspended from school for the fall semester on Friday, stemming from an incident that happened over the summer. Originally, Sipili was only being suspended the first 3 games of the season, and he was to play on Saturday. The school changed their ruling Friday, so now Colorado will [...]