A big bonehead….. Blyleven doing the pregame show at Yankee Stadium for the Twins series has a mess up and unfurls the F-Bomb a couple of times and asks to start over.

Guess what, Bert? It’s live, buddy. Take a look.

Feel stupid? Sure you do.

You have been named once but you receive the BONEHEAD again. This time for being sentenced to 15 months in jail for betting on NBA games that you had direct contact with. What a bonehead thing to do!

Go from a pro sport referee to a jail cell. It’s possible you will run into someone you know there.

We are all for boneheaded incidents in sports. It’s fun and humorous sometimes. But what Julio Castillo of the Single A Peoria Chiefs did on Thursday was flat out STUPID. It was downright criminal actually. In a minor league baseball game between the Peoria Chiefs and Dayton Dragons the first inning had some fireworks. A Chiefs hitter was hit by pitch which prompted pitcher Julio Castillo to hit 2 batters in the top of the next inning. This prompted an aggressive slide into 2nd base. Castillo then pitched up and in to the next batter which brought out the Dayton manager. Chiefs interim manager, Carmelo Martinez (there for Ryne Sandberg) came out to here the discussion as well. The two managers got into a heated verbal exchange as things escalated.

Next thing you know, Julio Castillo fires a fastball from about 30 feet into the Dayton dugout. It is unclear who he is trying to hit - but that is besides the point. The ball did not hit anyone directly but bounced into the stands and hit a fan. The fan had to be taken to the hospital but little details are known at this point. This started a 10 minute bench clearing brawl between the two teams.

These are the Cubs and Reds class A teams. So it leads to the question… How can someone have that much anger built up to throw a ball that fast at someone. If that lands and hits someone squarely in the head, someone is dead. BONEHEAD BONEHEAD BONEHEAD. Actually, this may qualify for Bonehead of the year. Castillo was arrested and hopefully gets kicked out of baseball. Cya Bonehead.

Michelle Wie, you are a bonehead. One of exorbinant proportions.

At the State Farm Classic Michelle Wie left the course without signing her scorecard. Every stinkin’ match at the professional level you are to sign your card to verify it. But not Michelle. The forgetfullness cost her somewhere between $180,000 to $255,000 and a chance to move into the Top 80 in money winnings for the season.

The 18-year-old, playing her best golf of the year, broke one of the game’s most basic rules: She failed to sign her scorecard before leaving the scoring area.

“I don’t know why or how it happened,” Wie said.

NO DUH!

Wie took no questions before leaving the clubhouse at Panther Creek Country Club. She climbed into an SUV with her parents and drove away.

Can you imagine getting into a car with your parents after that mistake?? Pause for a moment and think about THAT conversation.

Michelle Wie is a BONEHEAD.

It didn’t take long for #1 NBA draft pick, Derrick Rose to find his way into the Sports Bonehead archives. Rose will appear in court this week for a traffic violation that occured just shortly after he declared for the draft.  Not just any traffic violation - but he was caught going 106 in a 65 MPH speed limit zone.  Yikes! The superstar has some speed.  This could result in a year of jail, but won’t.  It is his first boneheaded traffic violation so he should just get some traffic school.  Good find with this guy Chicago - something tells me this won’t be the last run-in he has with the law in his days with the Bulls.

So in case you didn’t know - Shaq is a bonehead.  A big bonehead, but a bonehead none the less.  Check out his latest hip hop freestyle tune.

Listen to what Shaq had to say about it…

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”

Maybe you should make it a little further than Kobe and the Lakers before you start calling out Kobe.  Sure, you won a championship without him.  Whoopie.  Where are you now bonehead?

If you dig through the pages of baseball history, you would be hard-pressed to find a bigger bonehead than Robin Ventura. Those that were fortunate enough to have Texas Rangers tickets that day witnessed a spectacular beating at the hands of old man Nolan Ryan, who headlocked poor Robin and roughed him up good.

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The Washington Wizards are boneheads. Gilbert Arenas, DeShawn Stevenson, Brendan Haywood and the whole crew. What makes you or anyone think it’s a good idea to talk crap and fire up one of the best basketball players to ever live, Lebron James. When asked about the upcoming playoff series against the Wizards, Arenas said something along the lines of:

“Of course we want to play the Cavs. Every team wants to play the Cavs in the first round. They are nothing better than a 50/50 team since the trade.”

Yikes… It gets better. DeShawn Stevenson went as far as to call out Lebron as being “overrated“. Ouch!

“He’s overrated,” DeShawn told Mike. “And you can say I said that” (Washington Post).

So this did indeed fire up Lebron who basically dominated the Wizards in games 1 and game 2. I think it is now time to apologize DeShawn! Honestly though, shouldn’t these guys just shut their mouths and try to play the game. They beat you EVERY YEAR. Why add fuel to the fire? In game 2, Brendan Haywood added to the boneheadedness by commiting a flagrant foul on the king which led to his ejection.

Some guys will never learn. One thing is for sure, should be an entertaining game 3 and 4.

I’m not sure if this boneheaded moment goes to the Major League Baseball Association or the Chicago Whitesox, but regardless, it’s boneheaded.  As the New York Yankees entered U.S. Cellular Field the other night there were two signs posted that read:

“NO BOTTLED WATER ON THE BENCH.”

Huh?  No bottle water? What?  Apparently, Gatorade is Major League Baseball’s “official sports drink.”  Instructions were sent out that said no player could be drinking anything else in the dugout.  No water, no soda’s, nothing.  Not even Aquafina which is the official water of the MLB.  No water with labels removed, NOTHING.

Oh my lord.  This is boneheaded.  It could be flabillion degrees in the Chicago Summers and guys can’t have water.  Crazy.  White Sox clubhouse personnel said if players take bottled water onto the bench, all the bottled water will be removed from the clubhouse as punishment.  Oh great idea.  Let’s totally dehydrate these guys.

I’ve always liked Chad Johnson and somewhat defended him when people “trash” him for his touchdown celebration antics. He has never really hurt the team and always gives it his all on the field. But after his latest antics he’s an all around bonehead. Johnson said,

“I want to be traded before the draft, and if that doesn’t happen, I want to be traded as soon as possible,” Johnson said. “I don’t intend on reporting to anything.”

Now what kind of stance is this. Trade me or I won’t play. Come on Chad, you are better than this. Seems like a bonehead move to me and will be interesting to see how the Bengals handle it from here. No way in Hell that Chad Johnson sits out!

4/23 Update: So the Bengals now say there is no way there are trading Chad Johnson.  This may qualify for boneheaded on the Bengals part as well.  I mean do you really want a disgruntled WR in your clubhouse?  You can have two winners here or two losers.  From the sounds of things - it’s gonna be a long year in Cinci.

“I’ve stated our case with Chad,” Lewis said. “He has a contract through 2011. He’s stated without an opportunity to go to a different team and a new contract, he wasn’t going to play. I think he’s a man of his word and says he’s not going to play, so don’t play.”